i feel like if you stabbed an angel the blood trail would look like this
do you guys even know how hard it is to look like jhonen vasquez without looking like andrew hussie? i don’t. i keep adding beiges and greys with shape to my wardrobe and when you do those for a whole outfit you look like you walked off a star war. the sheer acrobatics i have to pull to remain iconoclastic without looking derivative. timeless and classic are moving targets. thankfully, somehow, the mao collar seems to remain perpetually off trend. it’s practically the only thing i can rely on anymore. it is the only thing keeping me from looking like the evil circus ringleader guy at a haunted house attraction, or, god forbid, some kind of illusionist
as my encounters with trace amounts of gluten get progressively more esoteric, i find myself unable to believe rice krispies would betray me by being fucking MALTED
so like on the one hand, i could ask to transfer to dayshift because someone just got fired (for uh apparently 70-80hrs of unscheduled absenteeism which, again, kind of makes me feel like a chump, i could have called in so many more times…), which would break my coworker’s heart because she really likes me. i don’t particularly have an iron in this fire, except on a subset of unrelated hands, she is a) generally unliked enough to have, in all probability, summoned the voodoo doll in the file cabinet from b) someone who probably does not work here anymore, so it would seem even voodoo couldn’t have helped them. but she’s nice, i swear. at certain times of day. i know that’s a lot to take in, but back to the first superset of hands, 2) the supervisor i’m in love with works on dayshift. and he’s been married for twenty years. so, i suppose, the question is, which type of vitamin D deficiency is my real problem here? or, can voodoo help me? anyway what i’m going to do is get a totally different job, so if i have the same problems there, at least they’ll be commensurate with what logically must be a different pay grade, right
call her cock saguaro the way it. ow. ooh look a bird
Anonymous asked:
op sorry for my piss on the poor reading comprehension but when u said "trains came from the mines" in that post i thought we just like. found them down there.
kidlit-queen-competition answered:
Oh yeah nah that’s how it happened. In our hubris we dug too deep and found beasts of fire and iron, you know how it is.
trying to cash out my sisyphean employee stock purchase program and they had this brilliant idea to like only ever set up one account per person so mine's linked to an account, and phone number, from a job from 2015. so i call the 800 number for customer service because i can't change my phone number without first getting a two-factor verification number sent to the phone number i'm trying to change, and naturally they have me input my social security number, and password, over the phone. by entering my password as single digits like some kind of truncated t9. insane experience. and the guy is like sure yep i can do that for you mmhmm and i guess i didn't explain clearly enough that the problem i was having was two-factor verification codes because now it's telling me i can't send them to new unverified phone numbers and asking me to send a verification code to the number i just changed. and THEN the rock starts rolling down the hill again
we must imagine sisyphus as the type of person who makes aggressive stock purchase contributions that are extremely difficult to cash out
trying to cash out my sisyphean employee stock purchase program and they had this brilliant idea to like only ever set up one account per person so mine’s linked to an account, and phone number, from a job from 2015. so i call the 800 number for customer service because i can’t change my phone number without first getting a two-factor verification number sent to the phone number i’m trying to change, and naturally they have me input my social security number, and password, over the phone. by entering my password as single digits like some kind of truncated t9. insane experience. and the guy is like sure yep i can do that for you mmhmm and i guess i didn’t explain clearly enough that the problem i was having was two-factor verification codes because now it’s telling me i can’t send them to new unverified phone numbers and asking me to send a verification code to the number i just changed. and THEN the rock starts rolling down the hill again
i’m at the club and it is most certainly not going up on a tuesday. why did you guys lie to me
last year was such a funny year in music. like i literally went like “huh that’s weird surely santigold can’t be the only person who actually read the room” and i went and listened to 100 more albums like no yep she really was it. album of year. you have to trust me on this one it’s a subtle thing. the concept isn’t immediately obvious. it takes a few tracks to sink in, like all of the elements are finally set up to do variations on a winning formula. she had to pull in a litany of gold standard producers to do that. like what, that? yeah it takes a lot of forethought to show that much restraint